Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, ridin' on the dashboard of my car. Comes in colors, pink and pleasant, glows in the dark cause it's iridescent Take it with you when you travel far.
His head lights up with a glow When I’m playin’ talk radio Fagan or Rush, Jesus loves them all. Goin’ ninety, it ain’t scary When the son of the Virgin Mary Spins his head as they bash a liberal.
Don’t forget your rhinestone Savior He’ll save you from your own behavior When you travel out to Denver town Put him in your rental car and Next to you in them cowboy bars Don’t spill beer on his abalone gown.
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Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
long as I got my plastic Jesus,
ridin' on the dashboard of my car.
Comes in colors, pink and pleasant,
glows in the dark cause it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far.
His head lights up with a glow
When I’m playin’ talk radio
Fagan or Rush, Jesus loves them all.
Goin’ ninety, it ain’t scary
When the son of the Virgin Mary
Spins his head as they bash a liberal.
Don’t forget your rhinestone Savior
He’ll save you from your own behavior
When you travel out to Denver town
Put him in your rental car and
Next to you in them cowboy bars
Don’t spill beer on his abalone gown.
THANK YOU for giving me my belly-laugh of the morning!!!!
Expect to see it posted on the blog later...attributed to you, of course!
Never mix Commander Cody, John Prine, and "Cool Hand Luke" at 2am on a Saturday night.
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