posted by CelticDiva at 7:39 AM
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You just need a little inspiration:Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus, ridin' on the dashboard of my car. Comes in colors, pink and pleasant, glows in the dark cause it's iridescentTake it with you when you travel far. His head lights up with a glowWhen I’m playin’ talk radioFagan or Rush, Jesus loves them all.Goin’ ninety, it ain’t scaryWhen the son of the Virgin MarySpins his head as they bash a liberal.Don’t forget your rhinestone SaviorHe’ll save you from your own behaviorWhen you travel out to Denver townPut him in your rental car andNext to you in them cowboy barsDon’t spill beer on his abalone gown.
THANK YOU for giving me my belly-laugh of the morning!!!!Expect to see it posted on the blog later...attributed to you, of course!
Never mix Commander Cody, John Prine, and "Cool Hand Luke" at 2am on a Saturday night.
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