Firedoglake: Ted-fest Day Two

So Phil kicked it off again and we had more excellent contributions!!!!! CC even logged in and talked about it on her KUDO 1080 show!

Here's a great one by Oilfieldguy:

Ode to Ted

Cranky ol’ Ted builds bridges with fear
Good bills tho’ he stops with a hold
Beholden by lobbyists he holds so Dear

Slaughtering our freedoms Ted has no Peer
‘Tis for our own good we’re told,
Cranky ol’ Ted builds bridges with fear

Donors access granted, citizens to the rear
His attention is purchased with Gold
Beholden by lobbyists he holds so Dear

Plagued by scandal and bribes we hear
He must be beat, he’ll never fold
Cranky ol’ Ted builds bridges with fear

Angry ol’ rhetoric is his only gear
drill, bow, the Ted Stevens mold
Beholden by lobbyists he holds so Dear

A loss for Ted, his eye to tear
Empathy for him has been sold
Cranky ol’ Ted builds bridges with fear
Beholden by lobbyists he holds so Dear

Even one or two were dedicated to our Phil Munger...here's one by Dmac:

phillip posted his dish of ceviche
on his blog, it looked so delish
but now this dish
has a new ’twist’
he cooks ’ted’
in lime juice instead.

Tune in tomorrow!